Squidward Wiki

Known Aliases

  • Squidrat
  • S
  • Squidnyart
  • Maestro Tentacles
  • Captain Magma
  • Dr. Squid

Biography

Squidward Tentacles is a sophisticated octopus who lives in his Easter Island head house between SpongeBob and Patrick. He works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab and aspires to be a renowned clarinet player and artist.

Chat with Different Squidwards

*sigh* What do you want? Can't you see I'm practicing my clarinet?
MOMAZOS DIEGO

¡Aiuda necesito vacaciones!

Squidward's Artistic Gallery

Self Portrait #247

Squidward's Blog Posts

Fanmade Squidward Characters

Squidward appearing angry through a porthole

Sqad

A rebellious version of Squidward known for his dramatic outbursts and experimental jazz fusion.

Squidward appearing angry through a porthole

Mr. Bish

A sophisticated business-squid who traded his clarinet for a briefcase. Known for his corporate art installations.

Squidward appearing angry through a porthole

Dr. Q

A scientific genius who combines art with experimental marine biology. Often seen in a lab coat with paint stains.

Person in a full Squidward costume with green bodysuit and character head

Squidtitlesmyheadwithcheese

A performance artist version of Squidward who blends fast food culture with high art. Known for wearing elaborate costumes and staging interpretive dances at drive-thrus.

Close-up of distorted Squidward with exaggerated features in orange shirt

Squidtart

A culinary artist who combines modern pastry techniques with avant-garde presentation. Known for creating controversial edible installations.